As it was on Run 3452 at Aman Puri Kepong

1. Roast Ignition of the Hares, Members and Visitors

Well it was an interesting run to say the least. With a “normal” run and a “long” run. The Hare and his compatriots went all out with a special Year of the Tiger sarong for those who did the long run (interestingly, the pack ended-up doing much of the normal run backwards and then the long run. First runner in at 7:35 for a fast 12 or so km. No one really did the normal run on paper but those who tried were back about 7:15.
More notably the long run was an A to B from Aman Puri to Bukit Legong. At the B site there were more goodies, T shirts, towel, roast pig, On-site On On and plenty of liquid libation for even the most dehydrated. In all, an excellent outcome.

Before we got to t the circle proper, Touch n Go showed us the proper way to take the dreaded Sarsi On Down with Opera as Haka translator. We had a number of folks to talk …… on the box about the run – Billy No hair arrived at 8 PM, Dennis Khoo, in between, John, the normal run was normal, and normal run sweeper, Malacca Teh who never set the normal run and had a hzll of a time trying to sweep it. There was Fong Wah with an upside down sarong and Danny Lim, Kenny Soh and Steven Leong with miraculously dry shorts (how did they do that). And, lastly Danny McBride who was the first runner in on the “normal” run at, he says 7:31 or was it 7:29.

Dr Wong orchestrated today’s event with considerable help from his sponsors for the extra beer and halal pork. He was kind enough to mention and thank everyone, Albert, Billy Yap, Chai Kim, Danny Lim, Jeymond Toh, Kau Peng Yap, Kenny Soh, Steven Leong, Michael Chew, SK Ken, Malacca Teh, Christopher Yap, Tyson Foo, Billy Hong (I hope I did not miss anyone as they did a fantastic job). We just finished recognising the Hare for all the freebies and were about to sing the him a song and Opera starts with ‘Balls to your partner’. How rude, “Oh”! Here’s to Doc Wong …

As a special run we had a horde of guests. 16 to be exact, though I’m not sure if On Cash fleeced all of them. There were 11 on the box including a gaggle from the Sunday Hash – Mala Chai, Mountain Goat, Cheah, Hoi, Ichiban, Buffalo, Bangok, KC Ling … This was offset, weightwise, by three kwailohs, Lawrence – who does nothing, 2FzchCanuck – a ex Canadian now American reprobate, and Peter Laws a real Canucklehead, virgin guest of On Sec who had been properly advised of Mother’s ways. This was unlike 2FC and Lawrence – who still did nothing.
On Cash notes that tonight is a gazetted run and the Hare declines the RM1000 club sponsorship and donated it back to the club!! Fantastic Incredible …
A celebration runs also brings out returnees, Choi Wai Keong Gary Murell, Drainoil, Danny McBride, Lee Koh Wai. A refreshing bevy to all and a second for no manners to On Sec to one

2. Announcements

On Cash says it is the end of the New Year ~ asking for money, not tonight.
On Sec advised of the AGM and that the particulars would be appended once the auditors had gone over the accounts.

3. Bomoh Time

Bomoh was supposed to be Preston Lim, then Zuric Bee a advised me it was Zuric Bee. Then Billy No Hair says it was him, which is why he came so late.
First order of business was Jeymond Toh who pulled his pants. In reality his sarong was upside down and, true to form, backwards as well. This situation requires complete removal of the sarong. In the process of rectify (poor choice of words on my part) the situation, Jeymond flashed his balls at Ramli and turned multiple shades of red, really!! Jeymond was not off the hook. He also swept the long run and dragged a kwailoh Laurence along. “You dropped me into it now” claims Lawrence. He still does nothing but took his punishment rather well then was told to FO. “Thanks for having me”.
Today’s run was suppose to be tough and twos guy did not run – Touch n Go. Ok Bull Ong you look like TnG. Also Ken Wong you are close enough to Wong Chee Kong who also FO.
Thank you Billy

4. From the Floor

There was one charge from the floor by On Sec who hauled the entire Sunday Hash group of visitors up for no manners. Talking in private party at Mother’s circle is poor form. Fortunatly for them there was insufficient Sarsi for proper punishment.

At this point we were to set off some fire works right in the middle of the circle. There was some concern on the faces of many that it was too close to be safe but no one said anything. Tension builds. Ah Kah improvises a makeshift wind sock and people start to move accordingly. Still nobody says anything but an errant explosion will ignore the wind. On Sec points overhead and says not good if we hit the high tension wires with or firworks. Bet to move over there. With the problem solved, we enjoyed the close of the New Year with a bang.